So my sister Becky, living up in Edinborough as she is, has acquired two room mates. The girl is completely insane, she threw away £20 of Becky's food, her private food stock as they all have separate cupboards, in the WEIRDEST way possible. I mean she emptied the peppercorns out of the little peppercorn... Twisty holdy thing. I totally know the proper term. And then put the twisty thingy back in the cupboard. And all the pepper was churned, I mean who does that!

So then she confronts her room mates about it, wanting to know what's wrong with her, and she's perfectly nice and polite, and her room mate lies and says she didn't touch Becky's food. Of course Rebecca spent her entire life living with 3 sisters, she knows the look of someone who got caught lying like the back of her hand. She calls her out on this, and the guy room mate comes along and tells Becky not to make a fuss about it because he doesn't want tension in the apartment, so to basically let her get away with it. Right, because if people who were mugged on the streets didn't report crimes, the crime rate would go down, it's all their fault!

They go away, and the guy room mate comes over to talk to Becky, and offers to straighten things out with the other girl. And then he says something that I don't even have words for. 'You know Becky, I used to feel really alone, and a little bit depressed.' -To Becky. To my sister Rebecca, he talked about how he felt depressed. 'But then one day, I woke up! And decided not to be anymore.' Right, because it's that easy. Call up Cams hospital, they've been doing it wrong all these years! God Becky, you could learn a thing or two from this guy. She bursts out laughing at this, and he starts telling her how it's not funny, depression is serious He actually says this. To Becky.

She told him no of course, said she's a grown woman and she can handle herself. He told her that 'no, it's alright I'm here to help.' And Becky tells him that's wrong. 'You're here to do the hoovering.'

So yeah, my sister is rooming with a bunch of loony's and may very well be moving out soon. 'I used to be depressed but then one day I woke up', hahaha fail.